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Kilted For Her Pleasure
"Kilted For Her Pleasure" lyrics and music by Marc Gunn
Performed by Marc Gunn
From: Kilted For Her Pleasure
I am young Scotsman from Am-er-i-ca
The kilt is my pleasure it’s true
You can call it a skirt, but your lady will flirt
If she has a chance she’ll leave you.
* I’m kilted [kilted], kilted [kilted]
With the mystery of what’s under there
I’m kilted [kilted], kilted [kilted]
Kilt inspectors will beg, to know my third leg
Is free as the fresh morning air
I have no red hair, but my skin is quite fair
But it does nothing to show off my pride
But my Scottish family tree, I wear on me
And it makes the ladies giggle and sigh
I feel like a man both noble and strong
When I dance my kilt swishes in time.
But I must confess, it’s for the ladies I dress
And undress too. Is that a crime?
So don your kilt my good Scottish friends
And let your flag blow and unwind
If they ask what’s beneath, your kilted sheath
Tell them it’s lipstick they’ll find.
Chords: Key D
[D A7]
[D]I am young Scotsman from Am-er-i-ca
The kilt is my pleasure it’s [A]true
You can call it a skirt, but your [A7]lady will flirt
If [G]she has a [A]chance she’ll leave [D]you.
That's [A7]why...
* I’m [D]kilted (kilted), kilted (kilted)
With the [F#m]mystery of [Bm]what’s under [A]there
I’m [D]kilted [kilted], kilted [kilted]
Kilt [G]inspectors will beg, to [D]know my third leg
Is [A]free as the fresh morning [D]air
Background
I knew the title of my 2009 album. It was to be called "Kilted For Her Pleasure". It was named after a shirt design my friend Chris came up with when I was visiting him in Chicago. He designed a brilliant, best-selling shirt for me that I still sell over ten years later.
But as I neared completion of the album, I realized I needed another kilt song. I wanted an interactive song. I wanted a song that should my Scottish & Celtic pride. This song did all of that and more.
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